It's Sophia Franklin. You are listening to Sophia with an S and the F is for phenomenal.

This podcast is rated F. You know what I thought about? I feel like giving a blow job with

Envisoline in would make it so much easier. It's definitely a lot less teethy.

You're just gliding through.

Exactly.

You haven't tried it, but you need to wear your invigilance.

I need to give a blow job. Welcome. Welcome boys and girls how is everyone feeling I'm feeling good

you are despite fighting for my life because there's wildlife like no other.

We are recording live from the rooftop of my apartment building.

I'm here with Alex Franco, my cousin.

Hi.

And there's a couple things at play here.

Let me just paint the scene for you guys.

Please.

Because we're filming outside in the wilderness

or what New Yorkers would call the wilderness,

there is like a wasp

fucking parade happening and there's waffes that keep running into my leg

and going up my shirt and kind of sexual harassment.

So what we decided to do because it got out of control is Alex, what'd you do?

I went downstairs and I got a plate, put a mashed frozen banana on it,

and drizzled some raw honey all over it,

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