It's Sophia Franklin and you are listening to Sophia with an F, but I think I'm in the mood for a quickie.

Me trying to put this monstrosity of a fucking bag into the overhead bin, I almost killed myself.

You know like when you're doing it and it's super heavy and you start like wobbling around like a baby deer and you're like, oh my God, I about to fall backwards and I felt my hat fall off.

The girl sitting in the aisle was like,

oh my God, I almost was gonna stand up to help you,

like I was scared and I was like I was I was

scared too bitch.

Welcome to Sophia with enough. Happy Monday. I decided to go to Paris for five days and I just got back and we're going to do a little Sweet University today because am I

Parisian? My ancestry and me would say I'm a teensy, weency, tiny bit French.

But what we're going to talk about in this suit university

is how to pack for Paris and how to do it right and how to do it without checking

in a bag. I know I sound crazy. How are you going to fit all of your shit to go to the

fashion capital in a carry-on? This is the thing guys I will not check in a bag unless I am going to

Bali for a month.

When I found out I was going to Paris,

I did have a moment of pause.

Like, girl, really? You're gonna go to Paris and try to shove all of this shit in a

carry-on-suit suitcase and a quote-on-quote personal item and it's what I decided to do and I fucking nailed it. I perfected it. We're going to talk

clothes and then logistics.

Paris is not like America.

I think I saw one bucket hat and one bright color when I was there. New York I could look out my window I'm

gonna actually physically look out my window. Well I do live across a hat store and there is a yellow hat a pink hat a blue hat a girl

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