Chugging Hooters Chokes on Rocks

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right

Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about how two men hooted at each other thinking each other was an owl, a man chugs 24 ounces of ranch dressing in 10 seconds, a Japanese woman subdues thief with headlock and credits anime for technique and a rock used as doorstop for decades worth over one million dollars! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:22.1	Better for the guy in Apartment 3A.
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0:25.2	Better for everyone.
0:26.6	Because some say the customer is always right.
0:29.0	We say the customer is always human.
0:31.9	And as fellow humans, we want to do something better for all of us.
0:35.8	Zendesk.
0:36.6	Customer experience with AI built for humans.
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