Dog Trust Funds for Dummies with Alexis Nikole Nelson

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right

Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Alexis Nikole Nelson (@blackforager) joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how potatoes are better than human blood for making space bricks, woman won the lottery then dumped her boyfriend who insisted his dog needed a trust fund and scientists achieve first ever communication by two people in their sleep! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	Nip me out to get bin bags?
0:07.5	We've got some.
0:08.9	Well, I better take the dog out.
0:10.7	We don't have a dog.
0:11.8	Okay, okay.
0:12.9	The double big mac is back at McDonald's.
0:15.3	Right, get the keys.
0:16.7	The double big mac and double big mac with bacon are here for a limited time.
0:20.3	Don't miss it.
0:22.3	Available until the 19th of November.
0:23.7	Serves after 11 a.m. subject to availability.
0:25.5	Participating restaurants only.
0:26.5	Connie, I had a wonderful dream where I climbed an infinite mountain.
0:30.2	What kind of mountain, Trevor?
0:31.5	A mountain of roast potatoes, parsnips.
0:34.1	Right.
0:34.9	Picks in duvays.
0:36.1	At Argos, we've got all the gifts they're dreaming of this Christmas, from Ninja Air Fryers to festive Habitat Tableware.
0:42.0	There's more...
0:42.5	Yum.
0:43.2	To Argos.orgos.orgas.com.uk and install subject to availability.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in -63 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Exactly Right, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Exactly Right and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.