Philip, Conspiracy Realist, we are returning with tonight's classic episode.

This is something that remains incredibly sensitive and incredibly important in the modern day.

As we all know, statistically, you or a loved one as battled with a group of diseases that we collectively call cancer.

Yes, and likely lost people in your life, right?

Horrifying.

I know I have.

I know you probably have to.

There are a lot of human beings who have come along.

Gosh, what do you want to say, guys? Centuries?

No. A century, maybe? Where people have come along and said, hey, we've got the cure for you here.

This is going to get rid of all of that horrifying cancer. We just need lots of money.

Right. Right.

Yes, because each year, millions of people across the planet still grapple with these medical conditions.

And one type of treatment for one type of cancer may not apply to other kinds of cancer.

It's very much a real killer, and it's something that some of the smartest people in the world are still attempting to solve.

However, as you alluded to there, Matt, it's sadly no surprise that there are a lot of people who claim that they have cured some or all forms of cancer.

And there's a lot to wrestle with here.

And there's a lot in the news right now about some truly potentially amazing advancements in that direction.

And this isn't something that we want to think about negatively

in terms of the conspiracy of it all.

But there are certainly those

that would take that promise

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