Oh, fellow conspiracy realists, there is a lot of stuff going on here in 2025.

We just started 2025, and I got to tell you guys, I'm kind of pooped.

Yeah, it's kind of exhausting being a human these days.

Well, just look around.

Just look around. Just look around.

Just look around.

And this is why sometimes we take a break and go back to our roots in the evenings of yesteryear.

Every so often, we will go through a cryptid phase.

And this is a classic episode for all our fellow conspiracy cryptozoologists out there.

We've all heard of Bigfoot.

We've all heard of the Loch Ness Monster and Mothman with that amazing posterior.

But it turns out there are hundreds, hundreds of other cryptids that you don't really hear about in the West.

Exactly.

And this episode is pre us finding out about squank, which is super exciting.

The squawk.

Guys, peek behind the curtain of life.

My kids have been printing their own clothes lately and trying to start a little business.

I was asking me, what would be something that they should print on like a dress they found in a thrist sword?

I was like, I got just the thing. It's the squawk. They politely passed. But I love the squawk. The weeping, pathetic little sad boy cryptid.

The saddest cryptid. Mm-hmm.

The saddest cryptid of all.

Check out our other episode, which is entirely about the swank.

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