Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

All right. This is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Fu Cinema.

Who were these guys? Hang on junkie-ons for a mountainous new episode of junk food cinema brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com.com.com. Dot cam. Dot com.

Dodd, you can never be too high to enjoy this show, which is of course the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I am your host Brian Salsmer, and I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He is a novelist.

He is a screenwriter, Lieutenant of Megaforce, a man who regularly

scales the side of Mount Dew, Mr. C. Robert Cargill. Hi. How's it going? It is going.

Were you a code red adopter or were you a little too old for that when it came out?

Oh, well, I mean, no, I'm a Texan. And so as a Texan, it is big red or

no red. Yeah. No, I've learned that from my wife who does not, who abhors soda entirely,

but for some reason loves big red. So I'm starting to learn that that is a very regional thing.

Yes, yes. That's why we really want people to tune into the show is so that you learn things,

like the regional alliances of soda.

And that's really all we're here to talk about today.

There is no other topic we have to, wait, what?

Oh, one of the biggest diehard rip-offs of all time.

And by that I mean just in terms of scale.

Yes, we are going to talk

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