Good morning, Junkie Ons.

Today's secret word is Sidebar.

Now, y'all remember what to do whenever anyone says the secret word, right?

That's right.

For the rest of the episode, whenever anyone says the secret word, scream real loud.

Let's try it.

Good morning. Come in and pull yourself up a chair.

Cherry!

Let the fun beginning time to wet down your hands. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

Who were these guys?

Yeah. listening to Junk Food Cinema. Who are these guys? Get out of bed.

There'll be no more napping.

Wake up because you've landed in a place where anything can happen.

And that's junk food cinema, brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com.

I say we let them go.

Dot.

We know you are, but what are we?

This is, of course, the Colton Exploitation film cast so funny, you forgot to laugh.

I'm your host, Brian Sousbren.

I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He is a novelist.

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