Completely OFF The Rails! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 24

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos is running on NO SLEEP and things go OFF THE RAILS! The new baby runs the house and shits on everyone! Baby poop is cute. Shout out Breast Milk, it's the key to life! Breast Milk facts. The connection between a Mother and the baby is CRAZY. When is a father the most useful to his kids? Chris breaks down how he's gonna deal with raising a teenager. We check the status of Chris' new daughter's gender. WHY DO COWS EXIST! COWSPIRACY! Chris going in on those milk bags. Chris is on NO sleep and running off the rails!! His diet is falling apart! Shout out Nick Cannon AKA the WOMB RAIDER! Chris breaks down what's going on with Bill Cosby. COSPIRACY! Ti Ti Jerry stops by for a bit and things go full chaos! Ti Ti talks about the time she escaped from Police custody in the 90s. We answer a few fan questions YASSSS! When we die are we reborn? Who would you wanna be born as? CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Chrissy K.
0:05.3	Us how you doing huh huh how you doing I got another shirt on I got another fun
0:10.6	shirt on because I'm full I'm fully out I'm free open and gay I'm in the fog
0:16.7	every shirt I wear lately I I am in the fog so it's good to be free open and
0:21.6	gay I feel good I haven't slept in two weeks we got the new B.A.B.I.I.
0:26.6	the we got the B.A.B.I.I.I.I.I. my second baby she's not sleeping she didn't
0:35.0	she hasn't shit in three or four days right until yesterday this never
0:38.7	experienced this before in my life we actually called the doctor yesterday
0:41.4	morning because we were like hey this girl isn't pooped in three or four days
0:43.8	like it's fine sometimes newborns don't shit if you're only breastfeeding
0:47.0	sometimes babies don't shit for a month that's how wild breastfeeding and
0:51.8	breast milk is is it so nutritious for the baby that literally your body uses
0:57.5	every single ounce of it for it to help to help the newborns baby newborn
1:02.0	babies body work that it there's no excess it doesn't have to get rid of
1:06.2	anything there's no way so they don't shit but she's breastfed and formula fed
1:11.2	so it's you know so we were like oh she should be pooping and then dude I didn't
1:15.3	know where she took a shit like my dad it was it I haven't got pictures of it it
1:21.3	was it was I mean unfricking believable she wouldn't stop dude she's shit for
1:27.2	like 45 minutes nonstop coming out then some of it Jasmine went to pick her up
1:32.2	without her diaper on to go put her in the you know give her a little bath in
1:34.9	the sink and she shit right down Jasmine shirt then Jasmine and I were hysterical
1:38.7	laughing like oh my god Delilah's hysterical laughing we go to put her back
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