Alright, what's up everybody? Welcome to Chrissy Chaos. I am a new dad again. My little baby Violet Luna was born June 24th and her middle name's Luna, which means Moon, I think in another language. Italian, Spanish, they're all the same. I'm not sure. But she was born looking out. She these shoes don't even fit her. They fit Dibo, but they don't fit her. Shout out little James Dibo.

If you're not familiar with him, he's my friend who's 5'1. But yeah, her name's Violet Luna. And we're spelling it V-I-O-L-E-T-T-E, not V-I-O-L-E-T, because we just want to be those people. But wait, what did you say Violet? What's Violet means? Doesn't it mean purple? Yeah, it means purple. Yeah, Violet means purple. So, and she was born on a full moon. She was born on a full moon and her middle name's Luna.

Dude, I pretty sure she's going to be a vampire or something crazy because she she has here's the thing. June 24th she was born. It's July. It's June 24th she was born. It's June 28th today. We're filming this podcast. I haven't slept since June 25th. That girl is up all night sucking on her mom's boobs and then up and then and then sleep during the day. So and I can't sleep during the day because I got to eat salmon and do this podcast.

So it's been pretty but it's amazing. You know, if your parents out there or if you don't have kids, I just think having a kid, you know, it just puts things in perspective. Like I don't really care. Like today, for example, because I got a newborn baby, you know, and listen, you know, it's not like people got to do things. You still got to go to work and make it, you know, make your life fit. Whether you got a newborn baby or not. But anyway, I didn't sleep that much last night. I was supposed to be on an interview this morning at 9 a.m. for backyard.

I was on a hard bar wars, which comes out July 8th, 1030 on true TV. Joe Derozacles at backyard barn wars because he says I'm a pig animal and belong in the mud. And I deserve to be in a barn. So back, but it's called backyard bar wars, which is I've been using the hashtag BBW and true TV is obviously upset at me. And they said, please stop using that hashtag. It takes people to the wrong search. I was like, yeah, that's what I want. So it's hashtag backyard bar wars. But I had to miss some interview with somebody. You know, I, you know, I overslept.

And now they're all pissed off at me. They're yelling at me. They're like, what the hell? You're trying to you think you're bigger than the show. It's like, no, I don't. I just have a newborn baby and I overslept and I'm sorry.

So can you guys just please just watch this fucking show? Okay. Because we don't know. We don't know if this show is going to be worth it for the Chaotics and the Christians until about October. It depends if you guys watch it or not. So I want you to watch it. But then there's a part of me. I also don't want you to watch it.

Because I just want to be able to do the podcast from my couch. But I'm kidding. Just watch the show. Okay. Watch the show. Enjoy the show. It's just me in a fucking. I mean, I make it. Listen to be honest with you.

You know, watch the trailer. It's on my Instagram. It's not that bad. I've show it's like I'm making drinks, making bars with people. People get a new bar that get new cocktails. It's like HGTV, but with Chrissy Chaos.

So you know, I make jokes about drilling people in the ass and I make you know the nail gun my dick and you know, just fun things. But my point is why I bring that up is because they were mad at me and yelling at me and you know, my manager is like, come on.

And but because I like have this newborn baby, it's like I don't care. It's like I actually just I care of course like I'm not saying like, Oh, F this, but I'm just saying when you have a newborn baby like priorities are priorities. And it's like, yeah, I overslept because I was feeding Mike, helping jazz, helping Vin feed the kid. I was, you know, Violet was on Vinnie's right.

Titt and I was on her left it. So it's like I got a two and it's kind of like once you have a child, you realize like the problems like every most problems like we just make up. It's not a real issue. It's like if your kids healthy and happy and everything's good, like you're good. Like what else do you. Okay. I missed an interview. What do you want me to do? My kids healthy. I don't give a fuck, you know.

So I mean, have they not watched the pilot in the pilot you trash the show. Yeah, I'm part I think it's good press for me to not show up to some of these interviews. Like they said they're going to get me on the today show and I'm thinking I'll just curse.

I'm thinking I got to do something to go viral. That's how you watch shows. So maybe I'll show up absolutely smashed. Wait a minute. Like what is the vetting process for today show? Like they don't. I'm not.

No, no, this is all through true TV's press people so they don't know anything about me doing I'm doing access Hollywood of Mario Lopez. I here's one. Yeah, dude. Can you I don't know if this is crazy to say can you bring TT to Good Morning America. I can bring TT to Good Morning America. I'll be like she's my manager. I'm showing up. She's a co host. Yeah, she's the co host to back.

Back up. Dude, to bring I should I could you imagine there's a world where TT Jerry is the co host of of back up bars with me on true TV. Let's just shoot horn it into happening. Dude, TT by the way, TT on the Patreon TT bucket list at patreon.com slash Christy comedy is so dope and so awesome.

Crazy. I mean, dude, go on that bucket. Go to patreon.com slash Christy comedy and you'll see like it's just watching someone who was in prison for 25 years like fulfilled things that they could never do and never dreamt of doing. It's just so awesome and homeless pimples doing a great job, you know, with.

Yeah, and in one week we went from a helicopter ride to pride parade. Yeah, and it's all up on the patron and it's amazing and dude, how about this. So yesterday, Pimp went to the pride parade with TT.

And TT had the time of her life and then TT who's outwardly who has jumped in a frickin fountain with shred with glass shards in it and we're and everybody's feet were kind of and it was a blood cesspool.

But TT's feet weren't bleeding right Pimp? No, no, well, we should give context in Washington Square Park. This fountain that everyone was like streaking around and dancing in all day. Yeah, and it was really cool.

But then I started noticing people were breaking glass in it. Yeah, and then I started noticing a lot of kids with bleeding feet running around the fountain. Yeah.

And yeah, it just was like guys, I don't want to bring up AIDS. Yeah, we are in the gay community. We had a bit of a problem. We had the original COVID with AIDS. That was old school COVID. Oh, you could take your mask off now. Not the babies in the back. Yeah, we have to IOTAS Pimp to put his mask on because they said that.

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