Hey there, Smartless listeners. Conan O'Brien here.

Wanted to let you know, I recently had your very own Jason Bateman on my podcast.

Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

We talked about Jason's roots as a child star, his breakout role on arrest development,

and of course his fellow Smartless co-host, Sean and Will.

Here's a little taste of what we got up to.

You know, the question is, are you Conan O'Brien's friend if you aren't invited to

his, to his Christmas party?

And you know, there's so many hundreds and hundreds of people.

We've straightened this out.

You don't know, thousands are invited to the Christmas party.

I invite thousands and about 50 come.

Listen, we're going to just, because this has been a thing, and then I went on smart list

recently, you know, about you coming to the Christmas party.

And it was a thing for a while.

You claim you weren't invited.

I was shocked that there was a Christmas party.

That the Christmas party had been going on for years.

But you were, I think you were shocked that Christmas was celebrated.

Because you're such a grinch.

That Christmas had something to do with your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

It's like, well, listen, the point is you, you know, let's talk about smart lists.

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