4.6 • 51.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. You're listening to Smartless, hosted by Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and myself, Sean Hayes. |
0:06.9 | I know I wish my voice was more masculine, too. |
0:09.6 | This show is about learning through laughter and the brains of people around the world who are far smarter than us, three idiots. |
0:15.5 | And each week, one of us brings on a guest to the other two who don't know about. |
0:18.7 | So with that, let's jump into the smartless rocket ship |
0:21.9 | and let's blast off into the universe together. |
0:24.8 | Ooh, I think I just turned myself on. |
0:26.3 | Smart. |
0:28.1 | Blast. |
0:32.6 | Smart. |
0:34.2 | Glass. |
0:38.3 | Smart. Smart. |
0:40.3 | I went to seventh grade with Janet Jackson. |
0:46.7 | Are you serious? |
0:47.5 | Did you? |
0:47.8 | Yeah. |
0:48.1 | At a school called Valley Professional. |
0:51.3 | It was a – hold on. |
0:54.1 | It was a school that was only from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. |
0:58.5 | So that you had your afternoons free for auditioning. |
1:00.8 | For auditions, yeah. |
1:01.7 | It was sort of like the back of a gas station on Sherman Way and Vineland. |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 9 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.