Hello listeners!

It is I, your host, Chelsea Weber-Smith, and welcome to Context Clues, where we give

you relevant sections from old episodes that will hopefully make our next three-part

series a little bit richer.

Yeah, I said it.

Our very first three-part episode in American History.

And let me tell you, it's a ride that hits on so many of our most classic and beloved

concepts.

You know, Satanic Colts, the Illuminati, the gay agenda, and that's just the beginning.

Now, I am asking you all for a favor here.

To listen to all three parts.

On one hand, for the good of our show, because I would love to expand what we do here and

give you more in-depth reporting on topics like this.

And on the other hand, because this is the very stuff American History is made of.

This lifeblood, its backbone, its heart, and mortal soul.

I promise to give you a hysterical experience in both meanings of the word.

If you have never heard of the little evangelical cartoon booklets called Chick Tracks, named

after their creator, Jack Chick, that doesn't mean that you don't have some memory, deep

in your consciousness of finding one of these little black and white comic pamphlets, smaller

than a dollar bill, left sitting on a park bench or at a phone booth, or even tragically

given to you or your kids in replacement of candy during a night of trick or treating.

And if you have somehow avoided these freaky fundamentalist cartoons altogether, I promise

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