Court Martial, Martial, Martial!

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Is THE BRADY BUNCH a classic sitcom? Robert says, yes of course it is! His friend, Karl says it's just not good enough to be considered classic! Neither of them will admit defeat. UNTIL TODAY. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Who will have a sunshine day?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bail of Jesse Thorne. This week,
0:06.6	Court Marshall, Marshall, Marshall.
0:10.0	Robert brings the case against his friend Carl. They both belong to a text group with friends.
0:16.0	Recently, Robert entered the chat and said that the Brady Bunch is a classic sitcom. Carl said wrong the Brady bunch is not good enough to be
0:26.5	classic. The rest of the group is split and neither Carl nor Robert will admit defeat
0:32.1	until today.
0:34.5	Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide.
0:36.5	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:42.8	All right, you put a shiv in my partner.
0:44.8	You know what that means?
0:45.7	God or whatever, damn it?
0:47.1	All winter long, I gotta listen to him gripe about his bowling scores.
0:50.2	Now, I'm gonna bust you for those three bags,
0:52.4	and I'm gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.
0:54.9	Bail of Jesse Thorne please swear them in.
0:56.6	Robert and Carl please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you, God or whatever.
1:05.8	I do.
1:06.8	I do.
1:07.8	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he's hogging
1:11.6	the phone? I do.
1:13.0	Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.
1:15.0	Robert and Carl, you may be seated for an immediate summary judgment in one of your favors.
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