Juvenile Court With Kurt Braunohler

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Kurt Braunohler returns as we re-open Juvenile Court! Dads who gotta dance, siblings, and age minimums for William Friedkin's THE FRENCH CONNECTION!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm bailiff Jesse Thorn. It's been a long time
0:07.5	since we have opened up the doors of our juvenile court, but the letters from kids
0:12.0	have been piling up.
0:14.2	It's time we clear them from our docket.
0:17.3	Piling up.
0:18.6	Piling up, John, like the toys in a child's unclean room.
0:23.0	Piling up like the abandoned toys next to the garbage hole
0:26.2	at the dump in Western Massachusetts,
0:28.9	which I used to look at forlornly, thinking
0:31.8	that'll, that's the saddest thing I've ever seen.
0:34.3	John, my home right now is locked in an eternal battle between my children leaving small
0:40.8	pieces of plastic on the floor of various kinds and my new dog
0:45.0	picking them up and turning them into differently shaped small pieces of plastic.
0:49.2	Go Jr. My name is Judge John Hodgman and this is juvenile court, but this isn't about
0:55.7	parents bringing their kids to court for the things they leave lying around. This isn't like
1:01.6	parents with LEGO Dents in the bottom of their feet because the kids can't clean up.
1:06.7	This is about kids who have beef with their parents and with their siblings.
1:11.6	We have a very special guest joining us.
1:14.7	He is a parent, and he's also one of the funniest people in the world.
1:18.6	An incredibly tall person, an incredibly charming person, traveled the entire country on a jet ski.
1:24.0	He's wonderful, he's the co-host of the podcast Bananas.
1:27.0	Welcome back to the show Kurt Brownholler.
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