This is the BBC.

Dear brothers and sisters, all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,

whether Saint or sinner.

Ha ha, hello and welcome to another Confessions Podcast from your friends at Radio 2.

Do that sound like full sincerity?

Yep. I think you did have me for a minute.

Probably did just a little bit.

Anyway, here comes another Confessions Podcast with Joe and Bobby.

Yes indeed, sorry, that was a dramatic pause there for just inserting.

Yes, it was very effective, I thought.

This week's Confession Collection includes the following.

So we have a Lane Story, the first time ever, I saw your trace.

We have Craigs Tale, I get the cheetahs feeling.

Jules Ferritale of Old York and a classic confession from the crypt featuring a jammy prank,

which causes some rather unwelcome swelling.

But first we start with Georgios Confession,

you stole the scrum from my heart.

Please be seated.

Dear Father Simon and the Collective of Justice,

for the past 26 years, a group of Welsh rugby fans have meticulously organized a 3-day trip by car

for 12 people to support the Welsh rugby team on their quest to beat Scotland.

This trip would happen every two years and would start on the Thursday before the match

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