Oh hello, you creaking ditch pigeons. Welcome to episode 41 of The Blind by Podcast.

And you believe it, my vape is acting the fucking prick. The heat filament is all bubbly. Listen.

Hear that crackling sound. That means the heat is gone and it's bubbling the vape fluid

as like hot rocks into my lips. It's quite unpleasant. But fuck it, that's no reason that

that should interfere with your podcast hug. You delicious boys and girls. So we start this

podcast podcast, podcast 41, with a poem, a poem that was sent in by early 2000s hardthrob,

Chad Michael Murray. So I'm gonna read out the poem that Chad has sent. Place the money in the

pond. You're going to sell me that dog. Crimson bin bags rinsed in a dismal hurry. I stare at myself in

the mirror of a Texaco toilet and wash away my mistakes. He should have sold me that dog.

He should have seen that I had this hammer. Security camera would have seen what happened.

Never again would I smell Declan's Jew on a morning leaf. Nor a roller blade through a bent

car park. No more glistening Pennsylvania and butts. Tonight I'm going to the witch's prison.

So that was the witch's prison by Chad Michael Murray. I hope your careers do on our right

moment. You know, I hope you're holding it down. I have a good time. Thanks for listening to the podcast and sending that in.

So we go crack last week. I got a great response. I'll see. And last week's podcast was fucking. Yeah,

last week's podcast was about bizarre stories that my dad told me was what I said on Twitter.

Actually, last week's podcast inadvertently followed the structure of a terrible Edden Brakhamadi

show that is guaranteed to win an award. And there's a trend in the Edden Brakhamadi festival that

if you want to win an award at the Edden Brakhamadi festival, Roy's a Roy da stand up that involves

the death of a parent. No, no, no, no, you write a stand up that has funny stories and then ends with

the death of a parent and then you win an award in Edden Brakhamadi apparently. And last week's

podcast inadvertently followed that format. But I got a lot of emails off you from people who

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