Oh, what is the crack? You erstwhile guffs. Take off your galashes.

Raste your oxtails on the banister. Would you like me to prepare you some favorit?

Are you not itchy from wearing so much tweed?

Welcome to the Blaine by a podcast you prick.

Um...

It's fucking podcast number 40, I think, is it?

Unless I'm...

Egregiously wrong, I believe it is podcast number 40.

Because I spelt you rotten last week, and I put out two podcasts.

You had your regular Wednesday morning podcast, and you also had a live podcast on Saturday,

um...

Which got some lovely feedback. I was glad to have the live podcast back, actually.

Like not to put it out there, um...

The Wednesday, but to have it as a separate thing, because it's a different mode, and my guests were fucking on rail.

Like, again, it was a live podcast, where when I was doing it, I would have loved to have been in the audience just listening, you know.

So go back and listen to those two, if you didn't get a chance.

This is the third week where I'm complaining about the fucking heat.

It's still unbelievably hot, within the grips of a very intense heat wave.

And I don't think I've ever seen the likes of it in Ireland. I've never seen three solid weeks of fucking pure blasting heat.

We've been in the high 20s. Limreck was 31, 32 there last week. We've been about 28 this week.

And it has to be fucking global warming, because I've seen shit I've never seen before.

Like, there's one or two trees that look like it's fucking autumn.

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