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Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Iliza might have psychic abilities and she definitely has advice on distant dads, being ghosted, and an oversharing coworker.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:29.0	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.0	My mom said that I wear a hat too much and my hair isn't getting enough vitamin D.
0:41.0	Oh, I don't expect you to have an answer to that.
0:44.0	I'm just...
0:45.0	She was like, you know, when acidic juice take off their wigs and then the hair is not nice.
0:51.0	And I was like, yeah, I guess you need like you need vitamin D on your skin, why not your hair?
0:56.0	And I thought I was just always protecting my hair from sun damage, but I guess I could stand to have like 20 minutes of vitamin D because I'm always wearing a hat.
1:03.0	I guess that's the one excuse for people to wear just a visor.
1:08.0	Yes, but what about scout burn?
1:11.0	Anyways, I've been trying to get my hair to slurp up some vitamin D because I'm going on.
1:17.0	We had the baby 17 months ago. What's going on with his hair?
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