Get Some Serotonin

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Iliza brings newfound scientific knowledge to a question about a grabby boyfriend and is impressed by a Chinese New Year party that led to a guest getting pregnant.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a new image!
0:29.0	Help! Help! Help! Help!
0:33.0	What sucks about the internet is that nothing is unique and special anymore.
0:41.0	And even like sayings or personality traits that maybe everyone had but you kind of always thought were your own or acute.
0:51.0	And I want to write a bit about this so I'm reluctant to say it on here because the internet also steals a lot.
1:00.0	But I really get grossed out when I hear like cute terms that used to be cute but now they're like mass appropriated.
1:09.0	Like you're a 42 year old woman, I don't think it's cute that you're like I just need naps and snacks.
1:14.0	Like everybody fucking eats snacks.
1:16.0	Like there was once a time when it was like an adorable thing for a girl to admit that she loved to eat.
1:21.0	But it's like yeah, we're all sloppy and want food.
1:24.0	Like you're not naps and snacks, clean plate club, like you're a fucking adult, like you're a homeowner.
1:30.0	I hate when men say clean plate club.
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