Curse of the Murderer's Tooth
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
“I did have a murderer’s fingers in my mouth a couple times.” That’s how this week’s caller kicks things off, setting the tone for an episode filled with random and often darkly hilarious stories. He and Gethard play a morbid round of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, share their mutual appreciation for one of Jersey youths’ greatest and most time-honored traditions, and dive into tales of a frugal exhibitionist and a road trip that nearly ended in disaster.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who's praying. |
| 0:06.1 | They don't look into that one trumpet. |
| 0:08.4 | It's beautiful anonymous. |
| 0:10.2 | One hour. |
| 0:11.3 | One phone call. |
| 0:12.8 | No names. |
| 0:14.0 | No holds part. |
| 0:16.9 | I'd rather go one-on-one. |
| 0:19.6 | I think it'll be more fun and and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:26.9 | Hi, everybody. Chris Getherd here. |
| 0:28.5 | I know not everybody loves an intro, so if you're looking to get right to the call, |
| 0:33.0 | you're going to want to skip, I'd say about five minutes ahead. |
| 0:35.7 | That'll put you right towards the beginning of the call. |
| 0:40.8 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:41.8 | My name's Chris Getherd. |
| 0:43.0 | Welcome to Beautiful Anonymous, a show where we, in a lovely meandering way, look at the current state of the human condition, one phone call at a time. So lucky to be your |
| 0:57.5 | host, so overjoyed to touch base with you. Did want to let everybody know my monthly |
| 1:05.8 | variety show that I host. It's called That Show with Chris Getther. The one we did last month |
| 1:09.6 | was really fun, |
| 1:11.0 | really great. A lot of beautiful anonymous fans bought the streaming tickets. Guess what? |
| 1:15.8 | If you're listening to this when it comes out on Tuesday, the 25th of February, that show is back |
| 1:21.5 | on the 26th of February, and you can buy a streaming ticket, watch it from anywhere in the world. |
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