Hello to everybody who's about to hear some real potty talk, buddy.

Can't get mad. It's medical. It's beautiful anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred.

I'd rather go one-on-one. I think it'll be more fun, and I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me.

Hi, everybody.

If you are not in the mood for an intro, it's a pretty tight one.

I think it's probably about five minutes.

If you skip about five minutes, you'll get right to the beginning of the phone call.

Thanks so much.

Hi, everybody. It's Chris Getherd. So happy to welcome you to another episode of Beautiful

Anonymous, a show where we explore the human condition, one anonymous phone call at a time.

I feel lucky to be here. I feel lucky to be here with you.

Thanks so much to anybody who bought a ticket to check out my variety show that I hosted at

UCB, New York last week. It was such a fun time. This sketch group ended the show with this

bit called The Human Blender, where every,

it got a standing ovation halfway through and then again at the end.

Unabashed silliness and joy, the exact type of thing I need right now as we're living in a world

that's feeling almost antagonistic to average everyday humans.

I need to laugh. I need to be silly. I need to

connect with others. I need to have collective experiences. What an absolute joy. Thanks to everybody

who checked it out. If you want to see it, you can buy those live stream tickets and watch it

back through March 5th, which is tomorrow. It's the day after this drop. So if you get this on

Tuesday or Wednesday and you're like, ah, it's 10 bucks, I'll support it, and it sounds like at least that

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