Hello I am a Chum, the cat of many hats and last time on D and D minus.

Our heroes are sneaking into the Hall of Equity on Flagathos, the third level of hell, in order to find the power crystals hidden there by Mr. and Mrs. Christian superheroes forgot their last name.

Our heroes fought Waterboy and his stupid, dumb, shitty stupid dumb tentacles and fish friends who murdered

fucking Vardas and almost murdered me. fuck them I cursed them with a nightmare and got revenge

anyway we barely made it out alive but now we are face to face with the crystals and tasked with choosing our superpowers.

Get ready to get super baby. Oh, yeah. You stand before four power crystal tubes, each containing a different colored crystal.

Mr Incredible from the TV in front of you says,

Candidates, you've made it this far, which means you're no doubt battle-worn and bloodied but you're about to discover a new set of powers

You've only dreamed of cat step forward

And as you step forward a crystal glows yellow and he says your natural feline abilities will be the power of yellow your strength and speed will grow. Your claws will become

terrible machines of destruction and strength and you will heal yourself

supernaturally fast. Speak to your crystal and say, All hail, yellow power.

All hail, yellow power.

So first of all, all of these superhero character sheets were designed by friend of the show Alex Cloud Alex thank you so much

And we've got another little plug for him in the interstitial break of the show stay tuned

All right Arjun tell us who you chose.

Well, I went with the power of cat because I don't know if you knew this. I'm a cat.

I went with

smile dawn, Sebastian Tenet,

aka Smile Dawn, and I'm a

frickin barbarian, I can shape shift into like more cat than I was before.

I can use my claws I can rage which I'm so excited to rage I have a lot of revenge to do on these people so yeah I can

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