Hello, I am a chum the cat of many hats, and last time on D&D-minus, we were granted the power crystals in the Hall of Equity

and obtained our superpowers.

Gravy got the white crystal which gave him

metal claws and the powers of the beast.

Damien got the red crystal which gave him

bitey scimitar powers.

Vardos got orange crystal, which gave him the powers of

Flying Mind Laser.

I can't describe it any better.

And I got the yellow crystal which gave me the powers of one super beefy cat.

We were sent through a series of tests by Ratman, an egotistical billionaire who's just trying to save his city and ended up breaking into his

control room and giving him a quick therapy session which he kind of really needed.

And now we're about to race some really fast guy and his duplicates.

So yeah, get ready, get set, get cursed. Oh, You gotta admit that was a good Batman arc that we completed.

That was a great Batman.

That was such a good.

That was so good.

All right, so racers, this is a foot race.

You are going to roll initiative as usual in just a moment, but your job is not to defeat

these foes.

It is to beat them in three laps around the track.

But as the fast suggested you're allowed to use all the dirty tricks at your disposal.

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