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Larry Miller Show

Did Cavemen Take Naps?

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Larry comments on the sad deaths of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, and does a solemn reading of the poem "Despair" by Percy Bysshe Shelley that you won't want to miss. Then he talks about the Clint Eastwood classic "Heartbreak Ridge." Also, he muses on the greatness of naps and wonders if cavemen had time for them.

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone has always wondered did they nap a thousand years ago? Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, is it ever beautiful here on Milleronia?

0:45.8

And it's just great to be back.

0:47.7

This place, if I do say so myself,

0:51.4

I built a beautiful island and well we have all the you know the side effects

0:57.9

and everything that you can do we have three volcanoes.

1:02.5

You don't want to see those.

1:04.2

And by the way, rarely we invite the community up to see us toss

1:11.6

a couple of people in there but you know what it's not for it's not for the

1:16.2

people of the community it's the ones well it's for the ones we're going to

1:19.9

toss in and in any case but that's you know what it's it's a happy island aside from that and

1:27.7

we like it very much it's beautiful here today and oh boy well I know I control the weather but still it's beautiful and it

1:37.5

makes me very happy that of course the music is always makes me and the Colonel very happy.

1:44.3

That was the Anthony Bourdain Orchestra and the Kate Spade Dancers featuring

1:49.9

Boy Tanner Brad Simpson asking the musical question, do they still teach drivers Ed in high school?

1:57.0

And if so, does the instructor's car still have a backup brake on the passenger side?

2:04.0

Good question, Brad.

2:06.0

First of all, I hope so. I hope they do.

2:09.0

I mean, what better can you do?

2:12.0

They, I don't know what kind of devices they could have that would change

2:15.9

that make it better. They did in my day I learned on one of those cars. It was a

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