And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always wanted to know how to have the perfect vacation. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, now that's an interesting question I'd have the perfect

vacation I'm going to tell you a little later in the show but boy it's wonderful to be home here. We're not on Milleronia, not today, not this time, and

there's a reason for that too, which I'm also going to explain a little later. But boy it's beautiful here and here in the studio here

at Stately Miller Manor with Colonel Jeff of course and my wife who's upstairs and one of our kids

who's back visiting us and well two doggies who are in the studio with us here right now, as ever.

Boy, I feel great, I feel great, Colonel Jeff feels great.

It is beautiful here in Southern California and yes that music makes me feel tip top

Of course that's the net Pendleton Orchestra and the Jane Frisey dancers

featuring boy tenor John Hay asking the musical question

how come pros and cons never won an Oscar? Well that's awfully nice to hear thank you. That's very sweet. I wrote a movie called

pros and cons and I was the star of it two, pros and cons.

And well, we had a great time doing it, you know.

And oh boy.

And what a cast, you know, Tommy Davidson, Julie Warner, and Delroy Lindo, David Rashi, Darren McGavin,

oh the great Darren McGavin, Christine Ebersol, boy she's terrific.

Plus, Jerry Seinfeld and Paul Reiser were in it too.

And that was one of those cases where, well, you know,

you're making a movie and if you can't call your friends up and say, hey,

want come down and do a scene?

You know, what's the point of making the movie?

Well, actually there's a big point to make in the movie but you know what I mean and so they came

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