Did Chris Get ASSAULTED In a SAUNA?! w/ Brooklyn Nems | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 174

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Ethos Life Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp, give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self.” Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident 12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe 26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh 32:41 VOICEMAIL 42:15 Nems is Outside 46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident 53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna 1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Slushi.
0:04.0	What's up? Hi, I'm Slushi.
0:14.6	What's up everybody?
0:15.6	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
0:18.6	I'm back from Europe.
0:20.6	I'm finally back in the home of the brave.
0:23.4	We have guests today.
0:26.2	We have of course we have Mike Cannon is back on the pot.
0:28.8	I have one given a round of applause.
0:29.8	This guy almost killed himself in a car actually is he's going to tell you all about it.
0:33.5	We got John the father is here, of course.
0:35.7	He's got a pedophile mustache.
0:36.9	We'll post a video of that, but his eyes are looking banging.
0:40.2	And then we have Vito baby teeth, Kalisi,
0:42.3	who's lifting furniture in my house like he's like he's fucking the guy from
0:47.5	Like he's Lenny from mice and men
0:50.0	You know your forehead looks fresh off a 5k dude. You are sweaty.
0:54.1	Yeah.
0:55.1	It is hot.
0:56.1	He looks like the Hulk mid-transition, like before he's the Hulk,
0:59.5	but after he's fucking Bruce Fana,
1:02.0	it looks like he's right in the middle.
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