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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Ms. Pat Meets Jaz' Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 175

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0

What's up? Hi, I'm Slushi.

0:14.5

What's up everybody?

0:15.5

Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos,

0:19.2

live from the house.

0:20.4

We are not in Slam Studios anymore.

0:22.2

Nothing happened, but they just don't want us there. the the episode from home because as you can tell I am slowly turning into a Native American woman and I have polio.

0:37.0

My cannon is here in the building fresh off his car accident.

0:40.0

We're going to find out if he's gone to another car accident.

0:42.0

John is John Grady, John the father is still here with his stash that he will not shave.

0:47.0

Vito baby teeth is here who's got an even smaller mouth than usual.

0:51.0

And today we have someone who, I haven't seen her in a couple of years the

0:55.9

last time she came on the Chrissy Chaos show we were in the apartment in Bay Ridge

0:58.8

it was amazing she brought her family they told us all kinds of wild stories. The one the only Miss Pat everyone.

1:07.0

Give it up for Miss Pat. How are you, ma'am?

1:10.0

I don't think you turning into a Native American white woman. I mean whatever you said you are.

1:15.7

I think you just a white dude with a with your mama lending on your back.

1:20.3

Yes I am Miss Pat. How are you? I'm fine. How are you? I'm fine. How are you doing?

1:28.0

I'm doing well. I've been taking new vitamins and I feel like things are positive in my life. I want somebody to isolate that you in that

1:36.8

outfit being like I'm doing well. It looks like you picked a side in the Middle East.

1:41.6

Yeah I have picked a side.

1:44.2

No, that's just, that's like a cake with a black grandma.

1:47.2

Grandma we went to church.

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