Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:02.0	Cheers.
0:10.0	Listen, our regular co-host has some digestive issues. What?
0:11.0	What?
0:12.0	Some of the best treatment available and we hope the surgery goes well
0:15.8	we hope all the treatments go well and you know we hope he recovers sitting in his
0:20.4	place is somebody marginally smarter.
0:23.1	Bert was saying the best sitting in today is John Stewart.
0:27.2	What's up?
0:28.0	What's up, man?
0:29.0	No, Bert, is he okay?
0:30.2	I think so, yeah.
0:31.7	Oh, that's not in any way giving me confidence that he's...
0:35.1	Well, you know, I know he got his nerve stuff has taken care of and some of his heart stuff.
0:39.2	This is new, this is digestive stuff, and his liver is working fully well again so that's great.
0:46.0	Is he the Frankenstein monster? What have they put together here? He's got all kinds of stuff.
0:51.0	So this is today is one bear no cave one one
0:56.5	do you one jus no cave one bear one jus yes speaking of Palestine, solve it for us.
1:04.0	I'm so glad you asked me that, Tom.
1:06.0	I've been with the plan.
1:08.0	Have you ever, do you talk, you know, talk, I've never seen you talk about on stage.
1:14.2	Politics or like, just in general, you tell the best stories.
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