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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ever Been Knocked Out? w/ Brian Simpson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:02.0

Cheers.

0:08.0

We are rolling, we're here. Bertrand is in Austin.

0:10.0

And joining us today, we're very excited is one of our absolute favorite

0:14.4

comics one of the best comics working today you can see his new special it's

0:18.6

been out it's called live from the mothership it's on Netflix so It's Brian Simpson everybody. Thank you.

0:24.6

Thank you. Listen to that round of applause. Yeah, it's awesome. Do you remember

0:28.0

the first time you met me? No. I do. Well, you know, you remember the first time you met me.

0:35.0

Yes. Okay, yeah.

0:36.0

Because I didn't like you.

0:37.0

Oh, really?

0:38.0

Yeah. I didn't know that.

0:39.0

Well, no, because it's you, and I know now that I know you, I know that you're not like this fucking sparkle

0:43.8

razzle-dazzle guy you're like a high.

0:46.9

Oh yeah man I get I mean look I'm definitely I'm probably new neurodiverion

0:52.4

in some way that they had you know me yeah

0:54.9

I ain't gonna say autistic but like it's something my I just my

0:59.3

interactions be real clinical yeah Yeah, you know?

1:04.4

Because I'm in my business.

1:06.2

You know like the first time I met Joe was with Tom, right?

1:08.4

Remember the main room in the green room?

1:10.2

And they start, they got the talking and I put my headphones on.

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