I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armaged Update.

You know, bands retire, and they say, we're done, we ain't ever going to do another show,

especially when their last show was in 1939.

But racists always get the band back together.

But Sweet Potato Hitler in the New Supremises Tour had a big show at Madison Square Garden this last week.

A lot of great acts on that show.

We had a radio host who united America by calling Democrats degenerates, Jew haters, and low

lives, every one of them.

Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya.

One said Kamala was the Antichrist.

And another said Puerto Rico was an island of garbage, and his black

friend was carving watermelons for Halloween.

Good to see the groundbreaking jokes from the 1850s, which is when the maggots think America was great.

Captain Brain Worm also was amazing.

So, we are one week away from the biggest election in our life, and for some reason, the guy who lied from the first time he came down his diseased escalator, he lied about Mexicans, he lied about Obama, he lied about being buddies with Putin.

He lied 33,000 times in the four years he spent driving America into a ditch full of incompetence and stupidity.

Then he spun the tires and buried us in a pandemic, empty stores,

and we had an unemployment rate of 14%. The stock market dropped in half. Did he get us out of that

ditch? Nope. These two did. We have the best economy in the world currently because of these two.

But it's our fault, man. We didn't give him enough time to finish his concept of a plan.

Still waiting, TikTok. This moron made farmers lose their farms because this moron does not know

where our tariff is because he's a moron. So today, with one week left, let's go over the scoreboard on

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