I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Up Day. You know, I keep hearing.

Are you better off than four years ago?

Are you stupid? With two weeks left until the election, Mike Johnson, America's Nazi,

Where is the Waldo? We need to find the Waldo right now.

Why is he missing?

So, four years ago was 2020.

And what happened in 2020?

Ha ha, remember the joyous yet butt-clinching dystopian utopia?

It was well, oh historic.

COVID, the pandemic that took over the world

and killed 8 million people worldwide

and a million in America.

While this bloviating liar said it didn't exist and this

was after he shut down the the pandemic response offices worldwide so he shut down

the pandemic response office and oddly we had a pandemic

do you get that then he actually mused about wanting you to inject disinfectant.

Then he told you it was a hoax,

then that it would go away like a miracle.

Except only grandma and grandpa went away.

Almost 7 million people filed for unemployment. The unemployment rate people was 14.7% the highest

since the Great Depression, which is also what I call Sweet Potato Hitler.

He's my Great Depression.

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