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Hello Buglers and welcome to issue 4,314 of the Bugle, one of the world's undisputed top billion non-visual newscasts, the most reliable source

of unreliable truth that you could possibly rely on.

I'm Andy's Altman, and if you can't stand the heat, bad luck.

It does increasingly look like the heat is here to stay.

Broadly, I mean, not necessarily where you personally are, depending on your location, time of year,

the weather, and of course, what type of clothes you're wearing, if any, no judgment.

Anyway, on a global level, the heat relative to previous heats

on Earth in recent millennia, it's definitely here to stay.

So if you can't stand the heat, and you are, for example,

wearing Antarctic Inspiration Kit on a hot day

in a busy commercial kitchen whilst doing star jumps, frankly,, I can't help you, your problem, you find a solution,

but do enjoy the show.

Anyway, what am I doing here?

Is this my job?

We are recording live as we speak, as we self and do when we're recording in an underground bunker bunker

Bunker or recording studio Chris I can't remember I mean there's two women in it so

I think it's probably important to clarify.

We are here in London where once the lonely Orock

whimput soft in the moonlight, going back a while admittedly.

And I'm going to be joined by two of the following five people,

see if you can guess which two, Alice Fraser,

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