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Hello Buglers and welcome to the first post-summer hiatus bugle of the year

following the first and only official summer hiatus of the year if you ignore the micro

hyatuses we tend to have between each episode of the bugle because whilst of course we are on call 24-7 365 and a quarter whenever satire is needed.

Apparently, podcasting non-stop all the time just to avoid the accusation of having hiatus

is not worth a hassle these days, although I would make Chris's job editing it easier if he didn't have to edit it at all.

Anyway, here we are. This is issue 4,313 of the world's leading and only audio newspaper

for a visual world with me and his ultimate here in the sacred shed of

unquenchable truth in South London and I'm joined firstly by someone whom I

first met when was it back in 1980, when she was complaining about pretty much everything

as I recall, hasn't really stopped since.

It's the quibbling sibling, Helen's Altzman, welcome back, Helen.

Thank you Andy. It's been a couple of years since I've been on this show was there a family feud that I didn't know about oh I don't know actually not not I didn't hear about it either but I mean maybe we've both been blocked by everyone else

yeah damn well that hurts Maybe we've both been blocked by everyone else. Damn.

Well, I don't know.

Well, that hurts.

Well, I haven't really thought of it like that.

You are currently on tour with the illusionist in the UK,

which we will give a proper plug to later.

How's it...

Appreciated it. just started last night how they just started last night yeah well

I printed some teetals as much and I'm doing a great trade in teetals and I think

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