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Judge John Hodgman

Eating In A-Bed-Ing

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Sarah files suit against her husband, David. Sarah loves to eat in bed but has stopped doing it because David finds it disgusting. Sarah, however, misses her old source of comfort and would like to eat in bed every once in a while. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Bale of Jesse. We wanted to let you know that this week's episode of Judge John Hodgren is

0:05.8

partly maybe even significantly about the relationship between food and feelings. It is a fun and friendly episode

0:13.0

Don't worry, but we know that that subject is sensitive territory for some people. So we wanted to give you a heads up

0:21.6

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgren podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn this week eating and abedding

0:28.1

Sarah file suit against her husband David Sarah loves to eat in bed, but has stopped doing it because David finds it

0:36.3

Disgusting Sarah, however, misses her old source of comfort and would like to eat in bed every once in a while

0:43.1

Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can decide please rise as Judge John Hodgren enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference

0:52.2

This is from Ausburg my city

0:57.9

So many people forget that the first country the Nazis invaded was their own

1:02.9

You know after the last war my people struggled they felt weak

1:06.5

They felt small and then Hitler comes along with the marching and the big show and the flags and the and

1:13.0

And he hears of me and my work and he finds me and he says you you will make us strong

1:18.3

Well, I am not interested

1:20.3

Bale of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in Sarah and David please rise and raise your right hands

1:26.5

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God or whatever?

1:33.9

Yes, I do do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgren's ruling despite the fact that he doesn't eat at all as he demonstrated in the late 19th century

1:44.1

He subsists only on air

1:46.1

I do yeah, that's good

1:50.5

Judge Hodgren you may proceed. I'm a 100%

1:53.9

Brethren

1:55.3

It's true. Well

1:57.2

During the holidays I cheat a little bit

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