The Egg, The Nog, and The Holy Sprite

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Content Warning: This episode is entirely about eating and drinking various foods and beverages. There is live consumption of an alcoholic cocktail, and accompanying discussion, from 06:00-11:04. There is also a brief description of cooking live lobsters between 01:12:25-01:12:46. It's the last episode of 2021 and we are celebrating with a Judge John Hodgman Office Party! Inspired by a case regarding mixing eggnog and Sprite, the Judge sent a call for our audience's favorite holiday foods and drinks. Bailiff Jesse had to miss the party unfortunately, but Producer Jennifer Marmor and WERU Program Director Joel Mann join Judge Hodgman to ring in the New Year! Plus we hear some holiday greetings from Friends of the Court!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. Do not adjust your podcast set. I am not
0:15.2	Bale of Jesse Thorn. I'm Judge John Hodgman. Unfortunately, Bale of Jesse Thorn had a headache
0:21.9	today. But we miss him and we hope that he's feeling better. I am joined by another member
0:28.2	of the J Squad, Jennifer Marmer. Hello. Hi. Hello to Los Angeles. How are you, Jennifer
0:33.3	Marmer? I'm doing great. Got the holiday spirit. Doing as okay as possible. I would say today
0:38.9	I'm okay plus. Okay plus. Terrific me too. Yeah. Even though I've been cooking all morning,
0:45.1	because today is our big virtual holiday office party for the Judge John Hodgman offices.
0:53.7	They are closed for the day so that we may virtually enjoy each other's company and say and
0:59.7	do things that we are going to regret in the office. No, everything's gonna be great. That's
1:03.8	what an office holiday party is all about. Exactly so. And as even though we are missing
1:09.3	Jesse very much, we have a surprise member of the J Squad. Joel Mann is here. Hello, Joel.
1:14.3	Happy holidays, Judge. Happy holidays to you as well, Joel. It's the happiest I've ever seen
1:18.7	you frankly. Well it's dark outside. Okay, back to VR in Maine. It is 1.36 pm in Maine so
1:26.3	it is starting to get dark. That is true. And here I am again as it is holiday time. Here
1:31.5	I am again in the state of Maine in the wonderful solar powered offices of WERU Community Radio
1:36.9	in Maine 89.9 Blueville 99.9 Bangor and of course on the web at WERU.org. And Joel, I gotta
1:46.1	tell you the radio station is looking really spiffy. We've been working hard since you left.
1:52.4	You've been building a lot of walls. You built a new front reception area. Keeping people
1:57.7	safe. You closed off a window to make a merch shelf. That's right. I can't see when you drive
2:04.2	up anymore. No, and you've got a very fancy new board. Yes. I mean I spy to look at it through
2:10.4	the way we are of course are in separate compartments here at WERU. You're just a glare to me.
2:17.1	But I did catch a glimpse of it and it looks very I think you know what I think this is
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