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🗓️ 10 August 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos live from the chaos Dan the chaos couch the love sectional |
0:10.8 | I am lit I'm now living in my living room. This is my bed. This is my new bed |
0:17.2 | My one month old daughter Violet has given it to me |
0:20.6 | This is my mama Roo chair that I sit in and read books and fart in I have a few binkies to suck on when my anxiety Tuesdays are going through the roof |
0:29.7 | And it feels good. It feels good. I got the vaccine yesterday. So it's nice that I feel actually pretty good |
0:37.2 | I got the first shot on Moderna my only symptoms that every time I walk past the refrigerator |
0:41.7 | I got stuck to it |
0:42.7 | But other than that I'm feeling fine |
0:45.3 | Homeless Pimp told me that he's been vaccinated for four months and still wakes up in night sweats with pain in the injection site |
0:50.8 | So that's fun to look forward to that just happened last night that happened last night |
0:54.4 | What a Kowinky dick do you think maybe because I have the vaccine now? We're linking up like girls periods |
0:58.6 | Holy smokes they synced us they stood where legitimately I'm slowly gonna turn into the homeless Pimp |
1:04.6 | I can't wait to have FBA full blown autism |
1:08.5 | Yeah, bro |
1:09.9 | It's gonna be good pimp's wearing his mask because he's got the sniffles and my family |
1:14.7 | Sierra and he's and he's like I don't want to get you guys sick |
1:16.8 | I'm like get who sick dude my daughter you came in and my daughter was legitimately eating a glue stick |
1:22.9 | So in what and she goes do you want something then she gave tried to give him an Elmer's glue stick |
1:27.8 | And I thought it was candy, but she's legitimately eating glue. So what is COVID gonna do that was crazy? She really was eating that |
1:33.2 | Yeah, she's wild dude. She's a wild kid |
1:36.2 | Violet who's one month old who's only supposed to be drinking formula or breast milk had a had a freaking confetti cake |
1:41.8 | Iceing yesterday to the face and loved it and just seized up it was crazy |
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