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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Mayonnaise People with Ms. Pat | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 29

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is back on the Chaos Couch with Ms. Pat! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, what's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos today. My guests miss Pat and her family.

0:13.8

I do not know these black women. He gets it on his couch.

0:16.7

Yes, it's pretty awesome. This is this is pretty great that Miss Patta was surprised.

0:21.7

Guess and yeah, you know, Vinnie was in the back and she walked out with the baby because Delilah was like,

0:27.9

okay, dad's sitting on the couch with three black women in the front. So so Vinnie came out and was like,

0:32.8

why? Because she knows how much I love I love black women. Oh, and so she probably came out and was like,

0:37.5

you know, let me size these bitches up. Oh, yeah. You know, you ain't got a word. I don't mind what his ass.

0:42.6

I seen his penis. Yes, she has. Yes. Yes. So she knows about the words and everything with it.

0:49.0

He just whipped it out one day. I'm like, who did that belong to? Exactly. So that's why that's why I was telling you about the court case.

0:55.0

That's happening. What fucking court case? Hey, ear must Delilah, okay? You didn't hear that going the back going the back.

1:03.7

Your wife is beautiful. I mean, she have a baby six weeks and you just bounce back. You got a waist. I still got my child 35 years old.

1:11.4

Yeah, still trying to find my she looks great. I know. I know. She looks great. I think, you know, she's a little out of my league,

1:18.3

but you know, whatever. I guess we'll hang on. But that's why I keep getting her pregnant having kids. So this way further and further.

1:24.2

It's very hard to leave me now because I mean, got no, it's not she still got a body.

1:28.2

So somebody built step daddy the whole. I know. You got me pregnant. It'll be off for me to leave you.

1:33.3

Well, I don't care honestly. Honestly, as long as she has sex with somebody rich, that would be I would not have a problem with it.

1:39.0

Because I just want my kids have the best life possible. So if you had a best life, he worked at Walmart.

1:44.3

Yeah, I know money ain't happening now. It's not. No, it's not happy.

1:49.7

Somebody can go to the dollar store and buy them kids a tour and you baby best step daddy ever.

1:54.8

Right. So you're saying you don't think you need money. So what makes you happy then?

1:58.6

It's being at the house with my family. You like it. Yeah, I mean, I've been poor. So I was happy when I was poor.

2:05.2

Right. I didn't know I was poor. Are you happy now? Are you happy now that you got money?

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