Well, America, or whoever the hell I'm talking to, the day of decision is rapidly drawing near.

So it's time we set partisanship aside and took a clear-eyed objective look at our choices.

Are we going to give our vote to an orange-colored

demagogue whose reckless rhetoric reveals a tyrannical disregard for American freedoms,

or will we go with Donald Trump?

And that question might have confused you because of the reference to being

orange, but I mean look at her.

The important thing is, as the purely surlyly burly whirly of election day draws near

it's much too easy to sink into closed-minded bias like an explorer sinking into

quicksand until there's nothing left on the surface but a pith helmet and a half finished hand-drawn map of some obscure Nile tributary rumored to have its source in a fountain of eternal youth

where shapely native girls lie naked on the shore,

just waiting for a virile white man

they would gladly service with their ancient arts of pleasure

if those pale-faced morons didn't keep drowning in quicksand,

as if it were the closed-minded bias that it's much too easy to sink into

as the purely surly, hurly, early, burly of election day draws near.

But we mustn't get carried away by our emotions or

are endlessly elaborate and essentially meaningless quicks and metaphors and should

instead try to ensure that our final decision results from making a careful examination of policies and

character until we develop a wholly dispassionate and unprejudiced overview of just

how badly Kamala Harris sucks.

So we should be open to searching out some of the positive things about Kamala.

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