Now, I know that many of you are feeling happy about the work the Trump administration has been doing so far.

I can understand that. They've accomplished some great things. They've rendered the lies of the news media

as irrelevant as the maunderings of a mentally deranged man, wandering the sidewalk, shouting his

paranoid delusions into the empty air until suddenly you think to yourself, oh, hey, look,

that's Brian Stelter.

They've protected girls from hulking predators who think they're women instead of what they are,

which is hulking predators who think they're women instead of what they are.

They've begun to ferret out government waste and fraud, causing Democrats to pour into the streets

crying, give us back our waste and fraud,

which is even funnier to watch than that time Joe Biden fell down a flight of stairs, and the

news media told us this was the best and sharpest Joe Biden ever, which might have actually

been true, which is part of what made it so funny, but still not as funny as watching Democrats

protest the end of waste and fraud.

And just in general, the Trump administration has fought back against the vast leftist conspiracy

to dismantle Western freedoms. So leftists can get back to doing fun leftist things,

like in the 60s when they sang rock songs and used drugs and celebrated free sex until they realized,

oh no, we're in the Manson cult. Those were the good old days for leftists.

And yes, many of Trump's actions have made ordinary Americans watch the news at night and then

dance around their bedrooms and their underwear, as if they were in some Chippendale revival of River Dance, or an underwear version of a big Broadway musical production number where everyone

forms a kickline and sings about the brotherhood of man until your wife tells you to knock it off

and come to bed before you wake up the kids and any way you look like an idiot. But still,

even in these moments of celebration, it's important we note the times when

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