Donald Trump has fired nearly 50% of the staff of the Department of Education, sending waves

of shock and outrage through nearly 50% of the staff of the Department of Education.

Maybe a few other people, I'm not sure.

The president took the drastic step of canning 13,000 DOE employees after finding out that,

one, the DOE has been spending more than

$250 billion a year, which is some 4% of all federal spending.

And two, American students' math and reading skills have plummeted into an abyss of

mental darkness.

And three, there's not really a clause in the Constitution that allows the President to have

DOE employees executed, but only in the make-believe constitution that Elon Musk doodled on a stall

in a White House restroom as a joke.

So firing these people turned out to be the best Trump could do.

Outrage Democrats held a protest in a broom closet in the Capitol and spoke with a reporter

from the

Associated Press who was hiding there from Caroline Levitt lest she strike again.

Democrat Congressman Fidel Mohamed Giyad Mao Muhammad Jihad told the reporter, quote,

This assault on our beloved education department has angered every single American in this broom

closet.

Trump is trying to ruin our schools and trap our children in ignorance and poverty,

and that's the job of the teachers' unions.

So not only is he a tyrant, he's actually a scab as well.

Democrats should take to the streets to protest this action just as soon as they finish

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