A federal judge in Washington, D.C. has attempted to block the president from deporting illegal

alien members of a murderous Venezuelan prison gang.

No, really, President Trump had the plain load of tattooed murderers flown off to El Salvador,

citing the Alien Enemies Act of 1798.

The act passed by the American founders allows the president to summarily

deport illegal alien rapist murderers, but only in the unlikely event that a mean-spirited

corrupticrat suffering from dementia should one day become president and allow said murderers

to cross the border in droves at the behest of anti-American leftist conspirators while the media

pretends it isn't happening because the only book any of them has ever read is by a communist

named Howard Zinn who believes the United States should never have existed in the first place.

Founding fathers were nothing if not far-sighted. However, federal district judge Rufus T. Schnukelpuss declared that Trump did not

have the authority to deport illegal aliens who are members of one of the most violent gangs on

the face of the earth and ordered that the gangsters plane be immediately returned to the United

States, or failing that, an alternative group of alien gangsters should be found to replace the

ones who were deported, or failing that, an equal number of American gangsters should be found to replace the ones who were deported,

or failing that, an equal number of American gangsters should be taught to speak Spanish and armed

with guns and axes so that the crimes the Venezuelan gangsters would have committed to not go undone.

Judge Schnucklpuss told the administration, quote,

It is absolutely outrageous that a group of perfectly innocent illegal aliens

should be accused of being violent gang members on the basis of no more evidence than the

screaming skull tattoos on their eyeballs and the t-shirts bearing the words,

I joined a Venezuelan prison gang, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt,

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