EP 134: The Jesus Zucchini

Coffee With Chrachel

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4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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We catch up on the final flops of 2016! Leave us a review on iTunes to help more binches join the fun! Patreon: bit.ly/CWCbinch | Merch: bit.ly/CWCmerch | Website: coffeewithchrachel.net Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218, Seattle WA 98141

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0:00.0	this is a headgum podcast i'm about to get a headache right now and i really hope that this goes away
0:17.5	during the course of this podcast during the course of this see of this. See, it's already fucking me up.
0:21.7	Yo, I had one for like the past like three days and I don't know what's been going on.
0:25.7	I think it's accumulation of stress and probably the weather.
0:30.5	I don't know.
0:30.9	I feel like the colder weather I get worse headaches.
0:33.9	Yeah, who knows?
0:34.6	The tides.
0:35.6	Are they shifting?
0:36.8	Is it mercury? You know, it's retrograde?
0:39.7	I, okay, so like, let me just be honest. Like, I just not, don't have time to give a fuck about
0:44.3	Mercury and retrograde or whatever. I just don't care. I'm pretending that nothing exists in that
0:49.7	realm. I don't even know if I believe anymore. Like, I just don't care. Because, I mean,
0:53.8	communication is just fucked 24-7, 365, so it's not like Mercury's doing anything special.
0:59.2	I had some weird fucking communication things happened like a week before Mercury happened.
1:04.5	So, like, explain that universe.
1:07.3	I don't know.
1:08.2	I just don't really care at this point.
1:10.0	I'm too busy and too motivated to give a shit about some planet trying to screw with me.
1:14.5	That's the motto for 2017 right there.
1:17.1	Too motivated and what did you say?
1:19.9	Too busy?
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