EP 135: I'm Gunna Fuck The Tree

Coffee With Chrachel

Comedy

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

It's our second Holiday special and we walk through the history of Bethlehem PA, Rachel tries to name the 12 days of Christmas, and we find out what our Christmas song really is! Leave us a review on iTunes to help more binches join the fun! Patreon: bit.ly/CWCbinch | Merch: bit.ly/CWCmerch | Website: coffeewithchrachel.net Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218, Seattle WA 98141

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:14.1	Ho, ho, ho, ho, to all you benches out there.
0:17.5	We have the most festive drink that we could think of. Pepperment tea.
0:21.7	Yeah.
0:22.1	That's all she wrote.
0:23.1	That's all we got.
0:24.3	We have a peppermint candle burning, but you can't actually smell it.
0:27.1	Don't buy peppermint marshmallow from Bath and Body Works if you want to actually smell
0:31.0	fragrances that you spend money on.
0:32.1	Literally, it's probably the worst one because I stand right next to it.
0:35.5	I don't smell. You had to, like, put your nostrils in the fire to, like, get a sense.
0:38.7	I'm going to light my hair on fire, just trying to get a whiff of this.
0:41.2	It's not fine when we weren't burning it, but like, I don't know, man.
0:45.1	That's probably why we should actually go in and sniff things.
0:47.9	Well, I mean, even if you sniff it, it smelled great, but then you just burn it. It's not good. You know, you can't trust.
0:55.1	Trusk.
0:55.6	You can't trust the, in the jar, you know, essence.
0:59.2	Oder.
1:00.1	This is Odors with Rachel.
1:02.4	I'm Rachel.
1:03.2	I'm Chris.
1:04.1	And it is Christmas Eve.
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