Hello everybody, welcome to Jumping in Elevator the podcast where I, Mike, from the Tony Award

winning YouTube channel, it's true, my YouTube channel won't Tony Award, you can look

it up.

I talk into a high quality microphone and I let you know things, okay?

And the things today, I'm telling a few stories about things that have happened recently

to give you some buzzwords, we've got lasagna gate, we've got vintage store, we've got haunting

fan girl and then hello kitty.

So you can infer from that what you will, but basically I've got a bunch of stories to

tell and then the learning section of today's podcast is about Avril Lavigne's girlfriend

EP, which included like 20 remixes of the song Girlfriend, so we're gonna look into that

and then we're also gonna do a Hello Kitty lyric deep dive and discussion.

So get excited for that, our special hello to Chainsaw, hello Chainsaw, thank you for

being one of my top tier patrons, my wish today for you is that your wherever you live is

not dusty, like dust, who decided dust would be such a problem, do you know what I mean?

Like my mom is staying with me at the moment and as part of me preparing for her to arrive

I wanted to clean the apartment, like she was like I don't care if the apartment is not

like clean, but I'm like hello, I'm not gonna have a dirty apartment before my mom comes

over, so I like clean the whole apartment and just like dust, like you know what I mean?

Like if I made a food stain, I'm like yeah I don't mind cleaning this because I made

this mess, so like I have to pay the consequences.

I'm like dust, ill, dust is like skin, that's disgusting, oh anyway I hope there's

one enough dust wherever you are, so yeah that's great, fantastic, few things to discuss

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