Ep 31: Cringe Bachelorette Profiles
Jumping In An Elevator
Mike's Mic
5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2021
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Soooo a few days ago I came across these INTERESTING dating profiles from the official Bachelorette socials and I knew I simply had to talk about them.....and a 10-15min main channel vid was simply not enough so here's an episode going through the profiles xxx
tfw you just wanna watch a movie indoors </3
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, welcome to Jumping in an elevator podcast where I, Mike, from the one |
| 0:12.2 | the only, literally the only YouTube channel, the saying that happened and all YouTube |
| 0:17.0 | channels got deleted and Mike's, Mike was the only to channel left and that's my one. |
| 0:22.7 | So that's where you may know me from the only YouTube channel in existence and in this |
| 0:27.1 | podcast, I talk about the things that you may want to know more about but you can't |
| 0:30.4 | be bothered googling them yourself. |
| 0:32.5 | And today we're talking about the Bachelor RET. |
| 0:35.4 | Yes, I know everyone's like, oh, when's the Bachelor RET episode? |
| 0:39.2 | Well, it's now, here and now, this moment of history, everything led us to this moment. |
| 0:45.0 | Special shout out to Skylar, Skylar, I hope you're doing well. |
| 0:48.2 | Skylar, I hope your desk slash works set up is ergonomic, that's my wish for you. |
| 0:55.1 | Here's POV, you're looking and listening to someone who just took the arms off their |
| 0:59.5 | gamer chair, it's true. |
| 1:01.5 | I just took the, like, they were bolted into the chair, the arms on the side, they'll |
| 1:06.8 | pissing me off because like, I couldn't get close enough into the desk and like, it's |
| 1:13.1 | just annoying me and I was like, you know what, no, I knew there was a reason why I kept |
| 1:16.9 | every single Allen key that I keyed gifted to me personally. |
| 1:20.1 | So I took them off and I feel great. |
| 1:22.3 | So POV, you're looking at someone with no arms on their chair, POV, I just took the pink |
| 1:28.1 | Lamborghini just to race in China. |
| 1:31.8 | How are we all? |
| 1:33.3 | Yes, yes, oh, exactly, I thought the same. |
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