Ep.#323: SwapCast with Geoff Tate's 'Altered Tates" Podcast
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2019
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Recorded July 14th, 2019 at the HomeStretch House in Tucson, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Geoff Tate (@geofftate96), Javelina, Olivia Grace (@OliviaDoesBits), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Check out Geoff Tate on the road this fall opening for Tom Segura - https://www.justanotherclown.com/
“American Prison: A Reporter's Undercover Journey into the Business of Punishment” – Shane Bauer - https://amzn.to/2LY8Hub
“Rise of the Warrior Cop: The Militarization of America's Police Forces” by Radley Balko - https://www.amazon.com/Rise-Warrior-Cop-Militarization-Americas/dp/1610394577
HomeStretch Foundation - https://www.homestretchfoundation.org/
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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Wested a welfare check on a donkey on a vacant property. |
| 0:05.0 | Her preferred woman reported in her eight year old grandson was quote out of control. |
| 0:13.9 | She called the police for that. |
| 0:15.9 | A weapon. |
| 0:16.9 | Yeah, it is this to a cheese. |
| 0:21.4 | I don't even have a cocktail or nothing. |
| 0:25.5 | I mean, I started recording my podcast. |
| 0:34.3 | Welcome to all turtets, everybody. |
| 0:37.1 | This is a I'm burlis again. |
| 0:39.6 | It's just me. |
| 0:40.6 | But I'm going to record the podcast I make with Doug Stanhope and Shaley. |
| 0:45.6 | I'm secretly recording. |
| 0:46.9 | I still have to have a cigarette and a and a get a hard citer. |
| 0:51.8 | I mean, that's good news for me because I. |
| 0:54.9 | I like to do I like to be as high as possible when I do things now. |
| 0:59.5 | And I'm not that right now currently. |
| 1:02.5 | All right, let's go fix this stuff and pretend this part never happened. |
| 1:15.2 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
| 1:21.1 | I mean, I mean, there's. |
| 1:22.1 | Yeah, yeah, there's no reason to not take a nap if you're tired. |
| 1:28.4 | Well, there's a whiskey sour reason. |
| 1:30.4 | Oh, that's right. |
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