Ep.#324: Goodbye Uncle Randy and a Letter Arrives
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Doug is no longer permitted at the following properties - Bally's (except Bally's Tunica), Blue Grass Downs, Caesar's, The Cromwell, Flamingo, Harrah's, Harvey's, Horseshoe, Hot Post Oasis, Paris Las Vegas, Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino, Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino, The Link Hotel and Casino, Thistle Down Racino, and Tunica Roadhouse.
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Recorded July 20th, 2019 at the HomeStretch House in Tucson, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Javelina, Olivia Grace (@OliviaDoesBits), Charles the Intern (@CharlesCarter81), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fan of the |
| 0:02.0 | I'm a fan of the |
| 0:04.0 | I'm a fan of the |
| 0:08.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:14.0 | One medicine that they do |
| 0:16.0 | One time that I stopped biting my nails |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah |
| 0:19.0 | Because my granddaughter keeps painting them |
| 0:21.0 | And I just don't bite them for whatever reason |
| 0:24.0 | I don't know I do out of it all the time |
| 0:26.0 | They're getting along the shit |
| 0:27.0 | I'm a fan of the shit |
| 0:29.0 | This has been my entire life |
| 0:31.0 | So I need to paint my nails |
| 0:33.0 | I'm done, man. I bought my nails all the time |
| 0:35.0 | I keep buying them too |
| 0:37.0 | Hey, I have some Dollar Tree nail polish |
| 0:39.0 | And we do have a nation lady |
| 0:41.0 | Just saying this party could get weird |
| 0:45.0 | You have a lot of color |
| 0:47.0 | You have a lot of color |
| 0:49.0 | I don't have color |
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