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🗓️ 30 August 2018
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up guys? Happy Thursday. Welcome to CRTV's relatable. It's me. I hope that you guys are having an excellent week. |
0:09.4 | I would love to take a poll right now to see how many of my followers are basic. I would venture to say a lot, meaning how many of you went out in a hundred degree heat and bought yourself a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks this week. I think yesterday, two days ago, first day, no judgment. |
0:28.3 | It's totally a judgment-free zone, especially for basic people. Like I said, I kind of anticipate that I have a lot of basic followers because I myself am kind of basic. I've heard from some people, including my husband. I'm not completely basic. Not like not completely, but I'm not on the other side either. I guess that would be like acidic. I'm not. But I kind of want to analyze this for a second because I do think that I want you guys to tell me. I want you guys to tell me whether you think that I'm on the basic side. |
0:58.3 | Or not. So here are the things that I think are kind of basic about me. One, I do like Starbucks, which I know basically makes me a communist and conservative circles, but I do drink Starbucks and not that much though. When I do, it's black coffee, which I feel like is not that basic. Sometimes when I'm feeling kind of extra, like I'll get a chit latte with almond milk and no water, which I know is super, super basic. |
1:22.5 | But not all the time. This is always sometimes. Number two, I do like Taylor Swift, which is exceedingly basic, but I'm not as obsessed with Taylor Swift as some people are. |
1:33.3 | In fact, I don't even think that she has a good singing voice. However, however, really basic is that her fearless album was my first album that I ever had when I got my driver's license. |
1:43.7 | So it basically kind of consumed all of my sophomore year of high school and it's extremely nostalgic to me. Number three, I like target, which I also understand makes me a communist among conservatives. |
1:55.5 | I know that the conservatives were supposed to boycott both of these things a long time ago and I just haven't jumped on that bandwagon yet. |
2:01.7 | I've almost completely weaned off Starbucks. So maybe that'll gain me some conservative points and I think it deducts a few basic points to. |
2:11.5 | But my addiction to target to target has not ceased since ever, especially since the chip and Joe Dooline debuted, which I guess also makes me very basic. |
2:20.7 | But I do not watch fixer uppers. So again, not completely basic. Okay, the next thing I don't remember what number one. |
2:27.3 | The next thing is the anthropology is one of my favorite places to shop pretty basic, maybe consider not though you never know. Also, I wear out slippers. |
2:36.3 | I'm wearing out slippers right now. I wear them every single day of my life, every season of my life, but not publicly. |
2:42.7 | And I don't wear out boots. Also, friends is one of my favorite TV shows, very basic. The notebook is still one of my favorite all time movies, basic Kardashians. |
2:53.1 | I hate them, but I love them and I know basically everything they do basic this tree that I have behind me if you're watching very basic. |
3:01.4 | I cycle basic used to be a pure bar instructor basic. I was in a sorority basic. I know word for word at least three credit B songs. |
3:10.9 | Extremely basic. And you know what is also extremely basic that I have fallen into that basic girls just love we love some true crime. |
3:21.1 | Like I don't know what it is, but every basic girl that I know, including myself, love some true crime podcast and stuff on that flex. So I am, I guess in those ways, extremely basic. |
3:33.5 | But I would venture to say if I were making this case against my husband, which I have many times who claims that I am basic, I would say that I'm not because I don't care about the royal family. |
3:41.8 | I don't have designer anything. I don't even know anything about clothing designers. I really don't I don't care about football. I feel like it's very basic to for girls to care about football. |
3:51.8 | Two favorite movies, Brave Heart and Boot Dog Saints. I would say that's not very basic. I'm not organized. I don't ever make things look cute. That's not basic. I hate kale, not basic. I have bad, really bad handwriting, not basic. |
4:06.5 | Third, I blind one of my favorite bands ever. I've seen them live. That's not basic. There are other things that are basic that I'm not. I'm sure. So this was all very, very important for us to analyze. I just wanted to put this out there. I want to get your thoughts. Are you basic? Am I basic? I need to know this. |
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