Ep 500 - Inside Out (feat. David Jolly, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Wutz Gudd. Episode 5 million. Lets go. Here's to 5 million more. We got David Jolly (unc) on the cast this week. Sadly Big Unc Shang is outta town on a bizniss trip, but Protect our Parks just released today so peep that (after u peep this of course). As per usual, Matt held it down in spectacular fashion for ep 5 milly - god bless our unc. Please enjoy. God bless you all.

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0:00.0	I'm fucking brook if you got the balls to do it just stay at one of
0:06.1	hostels you know what I'm saying I think I'm trying to get
0:10.0	sleep at the club do sleep at the club I think you are trying to get molested.
0:13.4	I'm trying to get molested is not even worst case
0:17.7	an error at the hospital.
0:18.7	Shopped up to death is the worst part.
0:21.3	You might get like gingivititis or something in that motherfucking.
0:24.0	I thought the best was surprised up.
0:25.9	Surprise?
0:26.9	Yeah, you know, you get a surprise suck at the hospital.
0:29.1	Would you be excited?
0:31.5	I wouldn't wake up.
0:33.0	Yeah, you got to play possible.
0:35.0	It depends on the surprise.
0:37.0	Nice gentleman finish.
0:38.0	What if is a dude named George from Ohio with a nice mustache?
0:44.0	He got a nice stash though, you know?
0:47.0	Although I wouldn't know I'm playing possum.
0:49.0	If somebody was laying in weight, if someone was laying in weight to surprise suck your dick in a hostile, it's probably phenomenal.
0:57.0	Yeah, it's probably crazy.
1:00.0	This guy's going to sleep when we get up here.
1:02.0	It's like getting bit by a mosquito. It'd be over before you do it.
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